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Hasbro Inc. to re-release the entire CPS line!

Instead of sitting on their patent and not doing anything with it (apart from preventing others from using it), Hasbro Inc. has finally decided to remake the water blasters that put the *Super* in the Super Soaker brand. Expect to see classics like the Super Soaker CPS 1000 and CPS 2500 again! Whether they'll be able to re-make the CPS 2000 and have it perform as well as the original did remains to be seen.

Turns out that the entire 2014 Nerf Super Soaker line was a joke all along!

Something's seriously wrong when we're running out of good April Fools' jokes.

Err, I mean, fantastic! Hasbro must've seen the eBay prices for them as of late, and had a change of heart.

Next year, perhaps the post will read "Hasbro will release only small motorized and trigger-pump water blasters from now on"... then the joke would be on us since it is presently more fact than fiction.

iSoaker should've said that he's coming to Soakemore. I think that would've had a more desirable effect.

Would've fooled me lol.

At this rate I would be more likely to believe Isoaker paying for people to attend community wars than this.

Remember guys: Having fun water wars matters more than having usable blasters!