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Quotables

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:22 pm
by HBWW
Our forum signatures have been filled with some good stuff over the times, but we never really documented them. I'm going to throw on a few, but I'll need some help.

The origins of these can be traced to chats, community wars, and other conversations.
CA99 wrote:Schrodinger's cat: Geiger counter triggers knife that ruptures water balloon. Is the cat soaked or dry?
Duxburian wrote:Dry. You gotta be hit directly with a water balloon for it to count.
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marauder wrote:We have some goofy motherf***ers on our team, but at least they have text messaging.
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marauder wrote:I'm afraid to throw a balloon at Brandon 'cause I don't want him to fall!
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Drenchenator (I think?) wrote:So you hide behind the women's bathroom door!
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my brother wrote:'Murrica. The 'A' is silent!

Re: Quotables

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:50 pm
by thelaminator
me wrote:In case of fire, break water balloons.

Re: Quotables

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:39 am
by martianshark
My current signature made me laugh really hard for some reason.

My previous signature:
atvan wrote:I am interested to see how the burst setting preforms when the x accidentally breaks off because of some pliers that were bending and pulling it. :goofy:

Re: Quotables

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:59 am
by DX
SEAL wrote: The gate is........closed. F*CK!
Certain people on this board will get this...

Re: Quotables

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:51 am
by SEAL
Random creepy old man wrote:You guys want to hear a joke?
Don't think it'd be appropriate to post the actual joke on here...

Also a couple from Scott:
Why is my hand sticky?
DC Sam never lubed his gun and it jammed after every shot!

Re: Quotables

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:48 pm
by thelaminator
This gem came from a friend of mine today
as a kid I loved the oozinator. something about getting people wet and then getting white goo all over them was quite satisfying. I never really got why though.

Re: Quotables

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:25 am
by SEAL
^We have a winner! Hahaha, that is absolutely hilarious.

Re: Quotables

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:50 pm
by Nemesis
Hehe! Another good one that Isoaker said recently, "Don't do something stupid like hook your gun up to a household socket."

Re: Quotables

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:34 pm
by thelaminator
Nemesis wrote:Hehe! Another good one that Isoaker said recently, "Don't do something stupid like hook your gun up to a household socket."
Actually that wasn't Isoaker that said it, it was martainshark, who originally wrote the article I stole copied the quote from. I actually need to fix that

Re: Quotables

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:34 pm
by Nemesis
Oh whoops, well I suppose it's funny either way. Sorry.