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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:35 pm
by HBWW
Well I was bored and made up some dumb jokes, I might post more if I think of any. (the jokes under the humor section of this site could use some more too : p ) Highlight below to reveal the answers.
"What kind of vegetation do we use to surprise the enemy?"
"Ambushes."
"What's wrong with the CPS 2000 mk 2 when you hold the trigger too long?"
"You never get a second/2nd shot."
Edit: Reworded the first one.
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:07 pm
by SilentGuy
Ahaha...nice jokes. The second one especially.
What's the best soaker joke?
I'll provide the answer later.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:38 pm
by forestfighter7
Hahaha. I like the first one. There's a GREAT Far Side comic about water guns. I just stumbled upon it today when reading:
There's a bunch of people in suits with disfigured faces sitting in a bord room with a sign that says Squirt gun company, and one man is standing. The standing guy says"And one more thing about tommorows company picnic: Do I have to mention what happened last time when some wise guy sabatoged the games with a case of LS-50s?" :laugh:
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:02 pm
by SilentGuy
Ah, just remembered the answer to mine..."the XP Backfire." Or the Oozinator or something. Actually, I'm quite surprised it hasn't been thought of yet...
@ forestfighter7: Uh...I don't get it.
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:05 am
by forestfighter7
@ SilentGuy: It's like a "squirt gun" company had a picnic and had a fight. One guy brought guns with acid in them and shot people in the face. That's why they have disfigured faces. :laugh:
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:45 am
by isoaker
@forestfighter7: *heh* I know the comic you're referring to, but the humour is lost without the picture of the comic.
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:05 pm
by SilentGuy
Oh...so is LS-50 a type of acid? I googled it, but nothing much came up. Anyway, thanks for explaining it!
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:31 pm
by isoaker
@SilentGuy : the solution referred to is fictional (or being referred to by some corporate code), but would make a lot of sense if you saw the comic. I'd re-post it here, but I am currently not in possession of my Far Side comic collection.
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:31 pm
by forestfighter7
I think it was a model. If I had a scanner (Or whateever the thing is called to put images on a computer) Then I would post the picture. 
Edit:oops I didn't see isoaker_coms post.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:37 pm
by SilentGuy
Ah, thanks. I'll just have to learn more about the Far Side...it seems like everybody but I has read the entire series, same with Calvin and Hobbes and others. Maybe a camera could work as a scanner for now...but whatever.