Random soaker jokes

[HBWW]

Well I was bored and made up some dumb jokes, I might post more if I think of any. (the jokes under the humor section of this site could use some more too : p ) Highlight below to reveal the answers.

"What kind of vegetation do we use to surprise the enemy?"

"Ambushes."


"What's wrong with the CPS 2000 mk 2 when you hold the trigger too long?"

"You never get a second/2nd shot."

Edit: Reworded the first one.



Edited By C-A_99 on 1163552150

[SilentGuy]

Ahaha...nice jokes. The second one especially.

What's the best soaker joke?

I'll provide the answer later.



Edited By SilentGuy on 1163545773

[forestfighter7]

Hahaha. I like the first one. There's a GREAT Far Side comic about water guns. I just stumbled upon it today when reading:
There's a bunch of people in suits with disfigured faces sitting in a bord room with a sign that says Squirt gun company, and one man is standing. The standing guy says"And one more thing about tommorows company picnic: Do I have to mention what happened last time when some wise guy sabatoged the games with a case of LS-50s?" :laugh:

[SilentGuy]

Ah, just remembered the answer to mine..."the XP Backfire." Or the Oozinator or something. Actually, I'm quite surprised it hasn't been thought of yet...

@ forestfighter7: Uh...I don't get it.

[forestfighter7]

@ SilentGuy: It's like a "squirt gun" company had a picnic and had a fight. One guy brought guns with acid in them and shot people in the face. That's why they have disfigured faces. :laugh:

[isoaker]

@forestfighter7: *heh* I know the comic you're referring to, but the humour is lost without the picture of the comic.

[SilentGuy]

Oh...so is LS-50 a type of acid? I googled it, but nothing much came up. Anyway, thanks for explaining it!

[isoaker]

@SilentGuy : the solution referred to is fictional (or being referred to by some corporate code), but would make a lot of sense if you saw the comic. I'd re-post it here, but I am currently not in possession of my Far Side comic collection.

[forestfighter7]

I think it was a model. If I had a scanner (Or whateever the thing is called to put images on a computer) Then I would post the picture.

Edit:oops I didn't see isoaker_coms post.



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[SilentGuy]

Ah, thanks. I'll just have to learn more about the Far Side...it seems like everybody but I has read the entire series, same with Calvin and Hobbes and others. Maybe a camera could work as a scanner for now...but whatever.