Planning for the Goffle Invite
In an attempt to draw more interest, the local battle format changed a bit. Basically, more professional sounding names, rules, etc. I've actually been using "very incomplete with no verification" world rankings to drum up support and team spirit. No one has figured out that there's no concrete league or rankings yet!
With that said, my team members do know there's a world out there with other teams because we are working to "beat" them within "the top 10". :laugh: Our next war is the Goffle Invite, open to anyone. While I doubt that anyone will come besides us, it is worth asking. The ultimate would be if M4 showed up with any part of his team - our entire roster would probably show up for a war like that. That would be like the Dominator War showdown with M4 and XN.
The Goffle Invite is most likely going to be 2 weekends from now, and may be a two war weekend. It would be amazing if a team, regardless of size, can come from out of town. If just one team comes, we could have the first ever triangular war, where all three fight each other at the same time, no alliances. The Tactical Theory has shown that even a team of two people is enough to compete with any else.
I know you're out there in Long Island, southern Connecticut, Vermont, eastern Mass, Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Tennessee. I know someone has to have nothing planned 2 weeks from now and not think that Ridgewood, NJ is too far a drive. Someone out there wants to take their shot at Jersey's best or fight alongside us in what would be our most epic war at our most epic battlefield! C'mon, don't be shy!
With that said, my team members do know there's a world out there with other teams because we are working to "beat" them within "the top 10". :laugh: Our next war is the Goffle Invite, open to anyone. While I doubt that anyone will come besides us, it is worth asking. The ultimate would be if M4 showed up with any part of his team - our entire roster would probably show up for a war like that. That would be like the Dominator War showdown with M4 and XN.
The Goffle Invite is most likely going to be 2 weekends from now, and may be a two war weekend. It would be amazing if a team, regardless of size, can come from out of town. If just one team comes, we could have the first ever triangular war, where all three fight each other at the same time, no alliances. The Tactical Theory has shown that even a team of two people is enough to compete with any else.
I know you're out there in Long Island, southern Connecticut, Vermont, eastern Mass, Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Tennessee. I know someone has to have nothing planned 2 weeks from now and not think that Ridgewood, NJ is too far a drive. Someone out there wants to take their shot at Jersey's best or fight alongside us in what would be our most epic war at our most epic battlefield! C'mon, don't be shy!
marauder wrote:You have to explain things in terms that kids will understand, like videogames^ That's how I got Sam to stop using piston pumpers
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Man, you have my attention.
Maybe XPWarrior will see this in a few days and swing by here with his group and pick me up; Baptist Lightning has dwindled down to one and some kids....
Maybe XPWarrior will see this in a few days and swing by here with his group and pick me up; Baptist Lightning has dwindled down to one and some kids....
Heavy artillery + high ground = an easy battle.
Why else would they call me Leviathan?
"Artillery batteries, prepare to fire. XLs, dual aquastorm. Balloons, quick burst, short range. Battery commanders, FIRE AT WILL!"
Why else would they call me Leviathan?
"Artillery batteries, prepare to fire. XLs, dual aquastorm. Balloons, quick burst, short range. Battery commanders, FIRE AT WILL!"
It would be awesome if you could. Nobody cares if a visitor has experience or even their own gun. All we care is that it's not just the same-old local team vs local team, especially given the fact that we've been getting around 11% turnout. Then again, you'd be surprised how intense a small battle like 4v4 can actually be.
marauder wrote:You have to explain things in terms that kids will understand, like videogames^ That's how I got Sam to stop using piston pumpers
Shoot, I can't come to this either...I promise I'll take part in some war in two years, provided somebody hosts it. I'd like to hear about a war you have with somebody else though...you must be dying! I can't make it, a bit too far...
Funny how everybody here makes fun of New Jersey, considering I and many others hail from Princeton, whereas now we're in Virginny...gee, vast improvement :laugh:. At least we're not in an industrial swamp like the northern half of your state.
Funny how everybody here makes fun of New Jersey, considering I and many others hail from Princeton, whereas now we're in Virginny...gee, vast improvement :laugh:. At least we're not in an industrial swamp like the northern half of your state.
At least we're not in an industrial swamp like the northern half of your state.
Well at least we don't have mosquitoes...because it is too polluted for them to survive...and we don't have ticks...because it is too polluted for them to survive either...we do have a high amount of lead in the drinking water...lovely stuff...and the rivers flow with cyanide...
Next year is going to be weird. I'll still have a team, the "Maritime Militia", though I don't know if it will be a real team that fights regularly or just a token force/one man army. Either way, it will probably be easier to organize wars in college, without pesky parents and with cars.
marauder wrote:You have to explain things in terms that kids will understand, like videogames^ That's how I got Sam to stop using piston pumpers
One of these years, I'd be ecstatic to go check it out. This year, due to current obligations and plans, no chance of getting there. However, as always, I hope to be able to live vicariously through upcoming battle reports and pics that end up posted somewhere online from these battles.
Then again, were I to ever be able to make it, I have a feeling you guys would be hosing me down from every direction while my limited ability to apply the tactics I know fails me.
Then again, were I to ever be able to make it, I have a feeling you guys would be hosing me down from every direction while my limited ability to apply the tactics I know fails me.
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Hey, we should do an assassination game where iSoaker roams around a city with bodyguards while the rest of us try to hit him! :laugh:isoaker_com wrote:Then again, were I to ever be able to make it, I have a feeling you guys would be hosing me down from every direction while my limited ability to apply the tactics I know fails me.
Heavy artillery + high ground = an easy battle.
Why else would they call me Leviathan?
"Artillery batteries, prepare to fire. XLs, dual aquastorm. Balloons, quick burst, short range. Battery commanders, FIRE AT WILL!"
Why else would they call me Leviathan?
"Artillery batteries, prepare to fire. XLs, dual aquastorm. Balloons, quick burst, short range. Battery commanders, FIRE AT WILL!"
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That would be Soo much fun. lol. I wish that would happen.Leviathan wrote:Hey, we should do an assassination game where iSoaker roams around a city with bodyguards while the rest of us try to hit him! :laugh:
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