Haha ^ that's funny.
I was hoping we/d have a league battle reports forum by now. My intent was to use this as a planning thread, lock it, then open a new post war subject. We may end up doing that later, but apparently we still need to decide on the league submission forum, if it fits in with our goals for the year. Isoaker, we should reopen that discussion.
Alright... WOW. This was probably the craziest war we have had to date. We ended up having to change the venue after a very very intense round this morning to open the rivalry series. I had my friend John Mark (Vermin War 2 host) set up boxes of blasters within 50 meters of a certain point at the very front of the battlefield. The rules were that you could not use your own guns, only whatever you got in your box. The battle began with a mad dash for the boxes. There were 8 boxes and 7 combatants. It was completely random, but our team ended up rather unlucky, opening up an XP 270 (CA99), XP 70, and an SS 100 (me) versus a Monster XL, Blazer, Power modded backpacked Arctic Blast, and XP 240. However, during the chaos I was able to score the first ever community war hit with a waterballoon. I smashed one into Scott from 5 feet away. We retreated into the woods and tried to hide out to plan an ambush, but once we saw that the enemy had left the area, and that Dux's 70 had a leaky pressure chamber we came back around to get that last box. It was a very precarious position, where DX actually had to climb up a tree to get the box - which turned out to be an XP 310.
We ran into contact in a super high grassy/thorn area and I was able to hold off the enemy while DX and CA99 made a run for it. We had done extensive scouting as a team, prior to this event, and it payed off. We agreed on a place to meet up at, and although it took me about 15 to 20 minutes of running from the enemy, including dodging a few waterballoons, I was able to escape and meet up with everyone.
It was at this point that I got a call from my dad that Drenchenator had arrived and that he was coming to the entrance of the battlefield. Unfortunately I did not have his phone # so we couldn't communicate with him directly, but with 30 minutes left, up 1 to 0 we decided to go back to get him. This is where everything went wrong.
We ran into an ambush between the forest and the road. It's difficult to explain, but the road is at a much higher elevation than the forest/battlefield, and we were walking on the grassy slope that basically was the "right of way." The enemy encountered us head on, and SEAL and Scott ran up over the road, which we couldn't see due to tall grass/shrubs, and flanked us from a higher elevation. We sensed what was happening but by the time we were moving back downhill to the forest it was too late, CA99 was taken out by the MXL.
They split DX and I up and at this point it was basically run for your life and try to meet up later. We were both able to successfully outrun the enemy, but I cracked my 100's barrel in the process of smashing through vines, thorns, etc. we lost CA99, and we had still not met up with Drenchenator.
I was afraid that they'd cut CA99 off and gang up on him, but that should have been the least of my concerns. After climbing up a giant Beech tree about 50-75 feet up and waiting out the last few minutes of the round I returned back to the front of the battlefield where everyone was. Upon return we still couldn't find Drenchenator or CA99. Then we heard a siren. Oh no...
I thought that someone had called the police to find Ca99 and Drench, but actually the lady in the house next to the battlefield was complaining about us. She said that we were playing on her land. That wasn't true, I made sure I knew where the borders were well before we fought, but I wasn't about to argue with the police. It turns out what set her off probably wasn't us fighting in the woods after all but the fact that she saw Drench... well I'll leave that for him to explain
Turns out Drench and CA99 had walked back to my house. My dad suggested that we move to Legend Park instead. That was an awesome idea. Legend Park was amazing. I will have to go into more details later, but I have the statsheets from each game right in front of me, so I'll go ahead and post the team scores.
Night Battle in the woods @ my house
Marauder (Gorgon)
Duxburian (Gorgon)
win 2 to 0 vs
Scott (Vindicator)
CA99 (Vindicator)
Sat-
Chaos @ Saint John's Woods
Everyone started off in the same area and had to run through the woods to an area where 8 boxes with guns were. Whatever you opened you had to use. This was really crazy.
Marauder (SS 100)
Duxburian (XP 70 - later XP 310)
CA99 (XP 270)
tie 1 to 1 vs
SEAL (Monster XL)
Chief (Blazer)
Firebird (Modded Arctic Blast + aquapak)
Scott (XP 240)
AP Only
SEAL (Max D 6000)
Scott (XP 150)
Chief (XP 270)
Firebird (Colossus)
win 3 to 2 vs
Marauder (SS 300)
CA99 (SS 300)
Duxburian (Gorgon)
Drenchenator (Colossus)
Attack/Defend Sports Announcer Tower + bathrooms + baseball dugout
SEAL (CPS 2500)
Chief (CPS 2500)
Scott (CPS 2500)
Firebird (CPS 21k)
outlast
Marauder (CPS 2000)
Duxburian (CPS 2000)
CA99 (CPS 2000?)
Drenchenator (CPS 2100)
Attack/Defend Sports Announcer Tower + bathrooms + baseball dugout
Marauder (CPS 2000)
Duxburian (CPS 2000)
CA99 (CPS 2000?)
Drenchenator (CPS 2100)
Latsevyert (CPS 1500)
outlast
SEAL (CPS 2500 or CPS 2700?)
Chief (CPS 2500)
Scott (CPS 2500)
Firebird (CPS 21k)
Capture the Flag
Marauder (CPS 2000)
Duxburian (CPS 2000)
CA99 (CPS 2000?)
Drenchenator (CPS 2100)
Latsevyert (CPS 1500)
win 4 flags to 1, despite being outhit 12 to 9 vs
SEAL (CPS 2500)
Chief (CPS 2500)
Scott (CPS 2500)
Firebird (CPS 21k)
Soakfest
Scott said that he was going to make it a point to check how dry he was at the end of the round. Latsvyert thought it would be great to all gang up on Scott. I refined the idea and we decided to all attack Scott until every inch of his clothing was soaked and then completely ignore him for the rest of the round

Marauder (Modded Arctic Blast + backpack)
Duxburian (CPS 1500)
CA99 (SS 300)
Drenchenator (Liquidator?)
Latsevyert (Monster XL)
SOAKED
Scott (Shield Blaster 3000)
SEAL (CPS 1200)
Firebird ?
Chief (Waterballoon filler bottle)
Sun-
XP vs CPS
Marauder (XXP 275)
Duxburian (XP 150)
Scott (XP 150)
SEAL (XP 270)
win 15 to 7 vs
Latsvyert (CPS 2000)
Chief (CPS 2500)
Firebird (CPS 1200 or 21k)
CA99 (CPS 10k)
BBT Only
Scott (Vindicator) -came up with team plan
CA99 (Vindicator)
Marauder (Blazer)
Firebird (Colossus)
tie 0 to 0 vs
Duxburian (Gorgon)
SEAL (Gorgon)
Latsvyert (colossus)
Chief (HP Vanquisher)
BBT Only
Scott (Vindicator)
CA99 (Vindicator)
Marauder (Blazer)
Firebird (Colossus)
tie 8 to 8 vs
Duxburian (Gorgon)
SEAL (Gorgon)
Latsvyert (colossus)
Chief (HP Vanquisher)
BBT Only
Scott (Vindicator)
CA99 (Vindicator)
Marauder (Blazer)
Latsvyert (Colossus)
win 6 to 2 vs
Duxburian (Gorgon)
SEAL (Gorgon)
Firebird (Colossus)
Chief (HP Vanquisher)
Mon-
BBT Only
Marauder (Gorgon)
Chief (HP Vanquisher)
Duxburian (Gorgon
win 3 to 1 vs
SEAL (Vindicator)
Firebird (Colossus)
Scott (Colossus 2)
BBT Only
Marauder (Gorgon)
Chief (HP Vanquisher)
SEAL (Colossus)
win 4 to 1 vs
Duxburian (Gorgon)
Firebird (Vindicator)
Scott (Colossus 2)