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Quotables

Postby HBWW » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:22 pm

Our forum signatures have been filled with some good stuff over the times, but we never really documented them. I'm going to throw on a few, but I'll need some help.

The origins of these can be traced to chats, community wars, and other conversations.

CA99 wrote:Schrodinger's cat: Geiger counter triggers knife that ruptures water balloon. Is the cat soaked or dry?

Duxburian wrote:Dry. You gotta be hit directly with a water balloon for it to count.


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marauder wrote:We have some goofy motherf***ers on our team, but at least they have text messaging.


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marauder wrote:I'm afraid to throw a balloon at Brandon 'cause I don't want him to fall!


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Drenchenator (I think?) wrote:So you hide behind the women's bathroom door!


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Re: Quotables

Postby thelaminator » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:50 pm

me wrote:In case of fire, break water balloons.
The only thing better than balls of steel are spinning spiked balls of steel.

martainshark wrote:don't do something really stupid like hooking up your gun to a household socket.

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Re: Quotables

Postby martianshark » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:39 am

My current signature made me laugh really hard for some reason.

My previous signature:

atvan wrote:I am interested to see how the burst setting preforms when the x accidentally breaks off because of some pliers that were bending and pulling it. :goofy:
CA99 wrote:It's funny because you can get 5 water bottles and a pencil for much less than $90.

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Re: Quotables

Postby DX » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:59 am

SEAL wrote:The gate is........closed. F*CK!


Certain people on this board will get this...
marauder wrote:You have to explain things in terms that kids will understand, like videogames^ That's how I got Sam to stop using piston pumpers

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Re: Quotables

Postby SEAL » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:51 am

Random creepy old man wrote:You guys want to hear a joke?


Don't think it'd be appropriate to post the actual joke on here...

Also a couple from Scott:

Why is my hand sticky?


DC Sam never lubed his gun and it jammed after every shot!
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Re: Quotables

Postby thelaminator » Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:48 pm

This gem came from a friend of mine today

as a kid I loved the oozinator. something about getting people wet and then getting white goo all over them was quite satisfying. I never really got why though.
The only thing better than balls of steel are spinning spiked balls of steel.

martainshark wrote:don't do something really stupid like hooking up your gun to a household socket.

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Re: Quotables

Postby SEAL » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:25 am

^We have a winner! Hahaha, that is absolutely hilarious.
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Re: Quotables

Postby Nemesis » Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:50 pm

Hehe! Another good one that Isoaker said recently, "Don't do something stupid like hook your gun up to a household socket."
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Re: Quotables

Postby thelaminator » Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:34 pm

Nemesis wrote:Hehe! Another good one that Isoaker said recently, "Don't do something stupid like hook your gun up to a household socket."


Actually that wasn't Isoaker that said it, it was martainshark, who originally wrote the article I stole copied the quote from. I actually need to fix that
The only thing better than balls of steel are spinning spiked balls of steel.

martainshark wrote:don't do something really stupid like hooking up your gun to a household socket.

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Re: Quotables

Postby Nemesis » Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:34 pm

Oh whoops, well I suppose it's funny either way. Sorry.
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