the Water War Song

[TheSoaker]

Hi guys I wrote this song and it goes to the tune of the pokemon theme song.


I wanna be the very best!
Like no one ever was!
To bid for them is my real test!
To maintain them is my cause!

I will travel across the land!
Blasting far and wide!
Each water gun to understand!
The power that’s inside!

WATERWAR! Gotta soak em all!
I know it’s my destiny!
Waterwar!
Oh you’re my favorite war!
In a world we must restore!
WATERWAR!
Gotta soak em all!
Our passion will pull us through!
You soak me and I soak you!
Waterwar!

Gotta soak em all! Gotta soak em all! GOTTA SOAK EM ALL!

WAT-ER-WAR! *FWOOOSH*


the end

[HBWW]

The heck did I just read? lol.

[isoaker]

hahaha

I like the idea of rewriting song lyrics to make them more "water-war-applicable"; I'm just not as keen on this particular song's original song. Then again, if one gave Pikachu a good water blaster, he'd be electrocuting this opponents from even greater distances.

[SEAL]

That's pretty funny. However, if I were to write a water warfare theme song, I'd probably do it to a different tune; like iSoaker, I ain't too fond of the original song (never liked the Pokemon show much at all, though I do like the games). That brings up a question; what genre of music would be best for a water war theme song?

iSoaker: Although it doesn't work like this in the games, Pikachu would probably short himself out if he touched a water blaster, haha.

[marauder]

haha wow very nice!

[soakinader]

Forget shooting someon'e eye out with a CPS 2000. Next thing you know, there will be wars with CPS flamethrowers and Tazer cannons.