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water warfare themed jokes

Post by TheSoaker » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:04 pm

Hello everybody! put your water warfare jokes in here and let's see how long this post lasts. ill start. so there's these 2 guys and they are talking about computers and one guy asks the other guy what computer he has and he says that he has a PC when he asks to see it the guy pulls a CPS bladder out of his pocket. Ok now it's your turn.
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Post by DX » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:53 pm

I had a crass one comparing water guns to women...not sure if it would be appropriate to repost, haha.
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Re: water warfare themed jokes

Post by SEAL » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:06 pm

What about the one with Dr. Richard Wood?

However, I don't really have any, except for some old ones, like "That soaker looks really pumped!", and "What type of a bush does a water warrior hide behind? An ambush!". Both of them aren't really too good, haha.
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Post by isoaker » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:01 pm

This thread reminds me that I should make some more iSoak'D comic strips. For now, here's a link to some older water warfare humour on iSoaker.com.

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Post by the oncoming storm » Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:40 pm

Here's one, I was filling a 2L bottle for a game of siege tomorrow and it said "no refill" right on the side :goofy:
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