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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby Andrew » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:37 pm

nerfman300 wrote:when people come from all around the world to try and soak you :cps2700:

When you travel from a far corner of the world just to join in a community war! :cps1500: :soaked:

One day, I tell you! One day! :)

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Postby thelaminator » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:27 pm

You can out-soak a thunderstorm


can't anyone do that? :goofy:

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Postby the oncoming storm » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:48 am

You have deliberately taken gorgons from there row and placed them next to the NSS's
You probable won't have a large war but you still work on your battle plan for one
You: use isoaker.com as a source when your considering buying a water gun
When you have the biggest water gun in the nebrhood (that you know of)
Your arsanal includes at least one CPS
If you ever bother reading these, I worry for your mental sanity. :oo:

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Postby marauder » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:04 pm

When you are fighting an actual war in Afghanistan and the way you get yourself through carrying 80 pounds of additional equipment on your back is by pretending you're carrying a CPS 3200.

When you're in the Army and you receive a care package from home and your first thought isn't, "SWEET, I don't have to eat MREs today," but "YES, I can use these Pringles cans for sabots!"
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Postby HBWW » Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:33 pm

^ And when shooting a WBL is more fun than shooting the M320 amirite? :goofy:

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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby mr. dude » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:14 pm

When one of your advisors at school tells you to send her pictures of your CPH so she can help get you internships?

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Postby the oncoming storm » Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:25 pm

When your family is watching some kids overnight and the kids already know to bring there blasters for a battle or 2
When you here the words "were babysitting ------- tomorrow, and your first thought is I can have a battle.
When your friends want Gorgon's and Collusi just from hearing you talk about them.
When you scout a goat pasture for a potential war
When you have a battle plan for fighting in said goat pasture
When your friends love to pick on the one kid they know that has a T-Storm because they know it stinks.
If you ever bother reading these, I worry for your mental sanity. :oo:

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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby TheSoaker » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:24 am

when your friend asks what computer you have and you say "a PC" and pull out a CPS bladder from your pocket.
super soaker cps 2000......SUPER SOAKER CPS 2000!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!one

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Postby SEAL » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:53 pm

You should have also said, "When you carry a CPS bladder in your pocket wherever you go." :P
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Postby the oncoming storm » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:57 pm

When it took months of begging to get your parents to let you buy another water gun.
When after getting that water gun you still want even more.
When you would be willing to give away some of your weaker water guns to buy a blaster rated over 10x.
If you ever bother reading these, I worry for your mental sanity. :oo:

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Postby Fishfan » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:04 pm

When you are really frustrated that Walmart and Target doesn't sell any water guns in the winter.
My avatar changes to which water gun I am most excited about.

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Postby SEAL » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:31 pm

When you travel to another state for a war in December...
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Postby marauder » Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:34 pm

When spending quality time with the family means watching Downpour and Hydropocalypse video clips with your nephews and then later in the evening drinking wine with your fiancee and her sister while posting on WWN.
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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby Fishfan » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:34 pm

When your younger brother starts to play with stream machine-like water guns in the bathtub. (Tis' true)
My avatar changes to which water gun I am most excited about.

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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby DX » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:26 pm

by SEAL » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:31 pm

When you travel to another state for a war in December...


When you host a war in December...and then travel to another state for another war in December.
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Postby marauder » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:36 pm

Opened up my bottom drawer and found a bottle of wine, 2 cigars, waterballoons, an XP 70, and gillie making material. An elite water warrior is always prepared, not only for the fight, but also for the victory party.

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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby SEAL » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:49 pm

^That right there is awsome. When I get a car I will probably stash my XP 220 or a Goblin in the glove compartment.

Duxburian wrote:When you host a war in December...and then travel to another state for another war in December.


...and then travel ~700 miles (1,400 for the round trip) for the secone year in a row to attend yet another war, and make plans for even more after that. Also, when you lead a water war team comprised of people from all over the place, and want to win more badly than in a baseball league championship game.
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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby Nemesis » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:50 pm

Once, when i was at wall mart i made the mistake of looking at the stupid nerf ss boxes for too long, so i went over to the aisle with the water warriors and attached a sticky note to an ultimate renegade (the best ww on the shelf) that said something along the lines of "buy this gun, do not buy a nerf super soaker, they have horrible performance. trust me just look at online reviews if you dont believe me" then i put a similar one with the obvious difference on the lightning storm. i do my best to support BBT :P
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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby the oncoming storm » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:24 pm

When your arsonal is so large you list what models you don't have instead of what you do have, as it is shorter. (Inspired by GJIV)
When you Facebook account is only used to promote water warfare.
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Re: You Know you are Addicted to Water Warfare When…

Postby Nemesis » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:05 pm

when you type in a "w" on your browser and waterwar.net is imediately in the url bar.
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