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iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by isoaker » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:10 am

Fear not; 'tis the end of this series... for now! :goofy:

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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by GJIV » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:05 pm

Although it is part three of bad jokes, I just like it as much as the others :D Hahaha, everytime a good concept and nice ideas, that is our isoaker :D

Let's hope that the comic will be continued forever!! (or at least till 2012 ;) )

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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by martianshark » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:02 pm

I wanna hear the rest of the joke!
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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by isoaker » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:51 am

martianshark wrote:I wanna hear the rest of the joke!
Are you sure? If you are, read the rest of this post, but be warned. It's a lousy joke! :goofy:


















So a Nerfer, a water warrior, and a Paintballer walk into a bar...
They all say, "Owww!..."

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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by GJIV » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:41 pm

YOu are right, this is really a loosy joke hahaha, but it does what a joke should do -> make you laugh :D

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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by scottthewaterwarrior » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:13 pm

This is my favorite one in the Bad Jokes series so far, a little confusing if you don't know the history between those two, but it would probably still be pretty funny (Though I read the others first so I can't say for shore). As for continuing the Bad Jokes I wouldn't mind it as long as the joke relating to the bad joke doesn't go bad, I hope that makes as much sense when every one reads it as it did in my head.
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Post by HBWW » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:36 am

"What type of bushes do water warriors hide behind?"
"AMBUSHES!"

"What's the main difference between the CPS 2000 MK I and MK II?"
"You don't get a second/2nd shot."

I threw those out on the forum a few years ago. Haven't came up with more since then.

Edit: Clarification of what I meant by "threw those out."
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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by isoaker » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:41 am

CA99 wrote:"What type of bushes do water warriors hide behind?"
"AMBUSHES!"

"What's the main difference between the CPS 2000 MK I and MK II?"
"You don't get a second/2nd shot."

I threw those out a few years ago. Haven't came up with more since then.
And I thought *MY* jokes were bad! :goofy:
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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by HBWW » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:18 pm

Heh, well the one about the soaker crossing the road doesn't even make any sense! =p


"A water warrior brings a Nerf Super Soaker Thunderstorm and a paintball marker to a water war. Which gun was banned from the war?"

"The one that soaks better."
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"What's the difference between the Super Shooter 2000 and the Vindicator?"

"One is a nearly exact copy of the CPS 1000, and the other resulted in a CPS patent lawsuit."


Ok, the last one's phrasing could've been improved to actually be funny but I'm running short on time.

Also, feel free to take any ideas for iSoak'd #24, if needed lol.
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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by isoaker » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:36 pm

CA99 wrote:Heh, well the one about the soaker crossing the road doesn't even make any sense! =p
You mean it makes more sense for a chicken? :goofy:

Anyhow, next one will get back more to the world of water warfare than these past few strips.

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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by GJIV » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:41 am

@ I really makes more sense for a chicken ? What does that mean ? :goofy:

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Re: iSoak'D 032: Bad Jokes 3

Post by isoaker » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:41 am

GJIV wrote:@ I really makes more sense for a chicken ? What does that mean ? :goofy:
See Why did the chicken cross the road? - Wikipedia

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