Back in my day, my group got into a feud with the other gang across town. We decided to settle it in an urban CTF game, winner takes all. We were greatly outnumbered, so I left my entire team back at the base to guard our flag, while I struck out alone. I made it all the way behind the enemy base without being seen, and climbed the 12' high wall overlooking it. I then proceeded to do a double backflip off of it and landed right in the middle of a circle of enemies surrounding the flag. Holding down the trigger, I did a 360 on the ground using my hand (like a breakdancer), wiping all 15 of them out.
As I snatched up the flag, a nearby door burst open and the other half of the opposing team poured out like fire ants, all holding WBLs. I lit the afterburners and found my way into another doorway, while dodging 120-MPH water balloons that were coming at me from behind. I tell ya, lady luck was with me that day. Once I was safely behind the door, I grabbed an old bucket and used my blaster to fill it full of water. I then propped up the bucket on top of the door, and with seconds to spare, bolted for the other exit. I barely heard the sounds of cursing coming from behind me as my trap was sprung, then I was home free.
...but not quite! When I got back to my base, I found all my defenders laying on the ground in puddles. Standing in the middle of all this carnage, between me and my base, was the enemy captain. "Big Bob". He towered over me at 6'9", and held two heavily modded MXLs...one in each hand! I had to dive behind an old dumpster to avoid the four 20X streams that came at me. I fought like a tiger, jumping in and out from behind cover, trying to outmaneuver him. Unfortunately he was a lot quicker than he looked, and I found myself pinned up against a wall with one shot left in the chamber. Suddenly the remaining enemy troops that hadn't been picked off by my trap arrived at the scene. As they fired their WBLs at me, Big Bob moved in for the kill...right into the paths of the balloons! He roared like a bull as they collided with his back, and turned around to yell at his team. Seizing my chance, I dove towards my base, dodging more balloons, Matrix-style. I did a roll on the ground, then planted the flag. Victory was sweet.
No it's true, I swear! Don't pay any attention to the date! But in all honesty, I would probably go with the flag capture I made at Soakemore '13 (not sure why I didn't mention it before), which you can read about in my war report. I don't know if I would call it "epic", but it was one of my favorite moments. I also like the times when I make multiple kills in a row. That always makes ya feel like a bad-ass.
Oh, and that little mini-story started out as just me doing a double backflip off the wall and shooting all the enemies, but I got a little carried away and just kept adding on, hahaha.