HAH! Photobucket is not dead! Behold the photographic evidence of this event:
Before the battle.
Scott getting ready to attempt to dislodge something from his throat.
I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
They tried to mimic us, but couldn't quite match the swag.
Burying the dead.
Here we have the Boy Next Door, the Arab Militia Man, the Hardcore Solider Holding a Toy, the Hardcore Solider Holding Two Toys, the Sasquatch, and the Howler Monkey.
Everyone was considerably more muddy and bloody after the event. This is how water warriors do things. Also, "half hour death march" is like saying "five foot mountain."